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var r_text = new Array ();
r_text[0] = "uh, lolwhut?";
r_text[1] = "Look, dont touch";
r_text[2] = "Giggidy Giggidy";
r_text[3] = "You still here?";
r_text[4] = "Dont mess with me";
r_text[5] = "You rock my socks";
r_text[6] = "Show me the money!";
r_text[7] = "Wheres the booze?";
r_text[8] = "ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ";
r_text[9] = "The matrix has you";
r_text[10] = "Feed Me Peanuts";
r_text[11] = "I charge by the hour";
r_text[12] = "Like what you see?";
r_text[13] = "Bring it tough guy";
r_text[14] = "Dont call me chubby";
r_text[15] = "...wtf?";
r_text[16] = "You Shall Not Pass!";
r_text[17] = "Hey, welcome back!";
r_text[18] = "I can has music?";
r_text[19] = "I <3 Music";
r_text[20] = "What are you lookin at";
r_text[21] = "Come get a taste";
r_text[22] = "Oh no! You again?";
r_text[23] = "Me big scary monster!";
r_text[24] = "Music = Life";
r_text[25] = "Whats my name again?";
var i = Math.floor(26*Math.random())

document.write(r_text[i].italics());

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